woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize
