i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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