she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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