Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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