what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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