Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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