I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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