Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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