Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
