And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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