how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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