Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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