if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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