: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
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