This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Bring me that man meat
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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