Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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