She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
my poor anus
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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