you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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