This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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