i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
