I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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