Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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