I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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