Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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