i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
