okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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