just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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