So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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