On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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