Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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