chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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