How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
As shirtless as possible
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
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