I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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