Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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