.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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