Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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