I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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