Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Randomize
