kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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