What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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