It's Friday. Sex?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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