the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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