Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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