He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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