party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Randomize
