My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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