haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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