dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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