Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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