I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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