that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Just high enough for therapy.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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