Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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