big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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