do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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