i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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