i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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