Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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