Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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