You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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